GB Moosellaneous

Music and Art Critic Reviews
	"Bravo! A great performance! What was their name again?" Estaban Rastaman - New York Daily Gazette "This could be one of the greatest bands ever, I'm not sure." Stanley Stumper - East Dakota Medicine Journal "Tell them if they call here again I will call the police!" George Pompossamoss - Empire Records


Letters from our fans
	Dear Gypsy Bandwagon: "I live in North Berg, Alaska and I love your music. When are you coming up here on tour? It's 49 below zero with only 2 hours of daylight. I'm cold. I'm also a bit lonely. I would shave and bathe if you come." Harry Bigfoot, North Berg, AK Dear Gypsy Bandwagon: "I am a huge music fan and I think you guys are just awesome! If you could just do me a favor and fill out this customer survey I can guarantee you $." (By the way, this was not a solicitation of any kind,,,) John Ganderpurse, Soloselfish Enterprizes Dear Gypsy Bandwagon: "I just bought your CD and thought the music was going to be in the Eastern European Pre Post-Modernist Folk Revivalist genre. Boy, was I disappointed! I don't understand! What is this hodgepodge?" Edgar Rudger - Music afficianodolist Dear Gypsy Bandwagon: "Everytime I listen to your music I start itching in hard-to-get-to-places. You might think it's funny now, but I'm going to sue!" Richie Muchichy - Dry Gulch, Arizona Dear Gypsy Bandwagon: "Now I know the meaning of my life. Listening to your lyrics has given me hope and direction. By the way, what do I do with the mule once I steal it?" Jethro Cambridge - Hot Plate, Nevada

Just to let you know	Gypsy Bandwagon makes it a point to read each and every letter sent to us from all of our treasured fans!

	REVIEWS FROM THE CD "STOLE MY MULE!" "I've heard better. I've heard worse. I believe this CD falls somewhere in between" Wishwash Magazine "We hate it!" The entire state of New Jersey "I love you guys! I have downloaded all your stuff and made lots of bucks on the internet. Hey, you aren't going to print this are you?" Anonymous
	"I think it's a pretty strange coincidence that the recent release of 'Stole my Mule' just happened to coincide with a huge spike in our gas prices. Do they really think we don't know what's going on?" A disturbed consumer
	"Listening to their CD backwards has really helped with my chronic digestive problems" Richard Belchaminn
INDUSTRY BUZZZZ	"Gypsy Bandwagon has great potential and we believe they can increase their CD sales over the 8 units distributed in 2004" . Nido Modalla, Greedola Records
	I would sign Gypsy Wagon to a huge record contract if they ever let me out of here." Carl Loon, RCA Psychiatric
	If they learn to control their seasickness, they could have big careers in cruise ship entertainment." Captain Kurc, BS Lines

Official Gypsy Bandwagon iPOD	$995.95 (on order)		Official Gypsy Bandwagon Tour Shirts (we got!)	Click here to spend money............
Official Gypsy Bandwagon Pencil	$79.95 (out of stock)		Official Gypsy Bandwagon silverware	$1,479.95 (no got!)
Official GB socks	$129.95 pair (discontinued)		Official GB food processor	$8000.00 (is this getting old?)
Official Gypsy Bandwagon Toaster	$850.00 (backordered)		Official GB turkey basters	$250.00 (pesos only)

		LYNX




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